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I logged on to read about Tim's life and am sad to read he is lonely, lucky for him then that I think I am going to be staying in Auckland permanently.... :) Tim has said I can have a kitten so we will be expanding the little homestead to three I guess!!:)

It's great being at home with my family and as much as I don't like Auckland, I've decided I can't leave Tim behind and if the worst comes to the worst I can always come back to the South Island.

Not much more to say ..got online to talk to Tim as he is still at work (8pm ) but now he's got to go..lol.. I heard he found the famous Boag's ( I think that's how you spell it) at the local bottle store so that's one less thing for us to give him for his...

Too much work going at the moment it's not funny! It's 6pm and I'm still here at work and it doesn't look like I'll be going home any time soon. Not much interesting has been happening in Auckland... KA isn't here and I'm bored and lonely. I'm going down to Christchurch on the 15th though (my birthday!) so I'm looking forward to that.

What else? Not a lot really... Been trying to get fit of late, only catching the bus to work, then walking home. It takes about an hour to walk home, so it's good exercise. The only problem is that it rains all the time in Akl, so I often have to catch the bus anyway (walking in the rain sucks)

God how boring am I? Nothing else (of interest) to say... Well, bugger it, back to work!

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TiM

Poor old New Zealand. We've being told at the moment that if we don't all stop using so much power there are going to be rolling backouts in September to have to deal with the situation. Sounds like a whole bunch of fun. They're hoping it'll rain really soon to fill up the reserves. If they just moved the storage tanks up to Auckland they'd have all the water they wanted, all it ever does here is rain.

We won out hockey again today! 3-2, really close game but we managed to keep them out long enough to win it. Our coach had to go as goalie too, cause the guy who was going to turn up rang up to say he had a hangover! That's commitment!

Not much else to say really, it's been a pretty relaxing Saturday (apart from Hockey) and I'm just going to say in and...

I have found a place that sells Boags Premium. It's just down the road. I'm a very very happy camper. What a good way to end what has been a real busy and crappy week.

Cheers Everyone!

TiM

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I stayed home today after not getting any sleep last night and feeling like total crap. I never really got over the flu from the last time and I think it's come back to haunt me. Grizzle. I hate staying at home, there is nothing to do and there is nothing but crap on the TV. I haven't got my Sky Digital installed yet, I thought I might put it off for a few weeks and pay a few bills instead.

I went and saw KA off at the airport last night. She's flown off down to Christchurch for a month so I'm here all my myself again. I'll be down in Christchurch in few weeks though so I'm looking forward to that.

Not a lot else to say really! Nothing too exciting has been happening in the last few days. I think I might go back to bed and...

Just a little note to say that I'm going away for a month to Christchurch (my home town in the South Island) so it's up to you lot to look after Tim. I'll also send the photos of graduation so you can all see him in his new clothes:)

He'll be with me for his birthday. That's nearly all planned so I'm sure he'll have a great time!:) To those who talk to me on ICQ I can still be reached, just won't be on as much, due to access problems.

And to Tim, don't work too hard and have fun with your new Sky Digital (RUGBY UNION ROCKS!)

KA :)

I got my new bike!






Yes after about four months waiting and countless hours deciding what type of bike I was going to buy, I got it… It’s shiny red (well was that colour until a few hours ago) and rides better than all the bikes I tested before.

It’s not a well-known brad of bike; “Matts Speed” but it rides great. Anyway first night I got it I took it for a ride, 45km into the ride the gears start stuffing up. The bike seemed to jump out of any gear I put it in forcing me to walk. This was a major piss of I was 30km from home and walking really slowly through the back streets of bridge water on my way back to sandy bay. I can tell you walk through bridge water in the middle of the night with a brand new bike, can be...

Not much to post today. Had a pretty quiet weekend, we lost our hockey yesterday 4-2. We still played really well though, hopeuflly we'll win a few more before the end of the season.

Check out this nutcase. Shows you what a crazy bunch these Kiwis can be!

KA flys down to ChristChurch tomorrow for a month! I'm going down for a holiday on the 15th of Aug (my birthday everyone!) for a few days to see the place that she's always talking about. It sounds really nice actually, a lot like Hobart. I suppose I'll see when I get there.

The End!

TiM