Hello dear readers, once again I'm sorry I haven't updated in a few days. If you really want to see something new on this site sometimes, you're always welcome to Submit something yourself.
My excuse for not updating is that I went out Friday night, worked Saturday night and worked Sunday night. In between that mostly I slept.
As I said, I worked both Saturday and Sunday night. Therefore I am having a day off today to make up for it, and I'll be having one off again on Friday. There was no way I was going to head into work today anyway, seeing as I didn't get home until about 6am or so. I was getting to sleep just as the sun was coming up and those farking birds were starting their happy happy chirping. Damn I wish they could keep that chirping to themselves sometimes. So they're happy, good on them. Do they need to tell everyone else that? No, they don't. They could just sit there thinking "Damn! I'm a happy happy birdy today" and then we'd all be happy happy.
Lack of proper sleep causes me to babble bullshit. For proof of this fact, see above paragraph.
Cows Taught To Milk Selves. Rumour has it the self plucking chickens are jealous.
This is why I don't eat Big Macs anymore.
Here's a dodgy way to lower your grocery prices.
I have lots more to write about, but that'll have to wait until I don't feel dead tired and shitty.
--TiM
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