I tend to find that nothing ruins your day like a huge mountain of nasty unhappy lava. I must remember to go and park my car near a mountain that looks like it might explode. Though I'm not sure my insurance covers lava damage. In fact I'm not even sure I have insurance on the stupid rust bucket.
I don't like the bit of the article that says a new volcano could just pop up anywhere. Our toilet floor is slowly sinking into the ground (I'm not making this up, it is, I can't believe I keep forgetting to write about it) so maybe it's falling into a bubbling pit of lava?
The whole toilet thing is pretty scary actually. Somehow water has been leaking into the floorboards and the floor has gone all saggy. A man came on Friday and put down a bit of board to stop us falling in. Scary stuff.
Anyway, that's really all I had to say. Nothing else exciting, I was ment to be going out Friday night with my mate Fale, but her boss took her mobile phone off her so I couldn't get in contact with her. We'll go out party next Friday instead.
Tim
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Funny about the sinking floor, My Auckland bathroom floor did the same. Must be a Kiwi thing?
P.S. Isn't Fale married?
In reply to Re: Bugger by Anonymous (not verified)
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Who's this I'm talking to?
Anyway, yes, Fale is married! Doesn't mean we can't go out drinking and partying though!
The sinking floor must be a Kiwi thing, yea. It's all boarded up now, I'm not sure when it's going to get fixed properly. The landlord is trying to tell us it's because our washing machine leaks. That's a load of shit! And there will be an even bigger load if our toilet does sink. Err, yea. Anyway...
Tim
In reply to Re: Re: Bugger by TiM
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How many people do you know that "used" to have an Auckland bathroom and that might know that Fale is married. How many for that matter would even know that Fale was female!
grep '06/Jun/2002:15:50' /var/log/http/access_log is your friend here!
P.S. Say G'day to her from me!
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