I noticed something today, and that is that the traffic lights in Auckland have it out for me. Yes, laugh away, but I'm serious. They see me coming and they turn orange. They don't turn orange at that point where you know you can stop easily. And they don't turn orange where you know you can just drive on through. Oh no. They turn orange right at that point where you are thinking "Fuck, if I go, I might make it. But I might not. And the cops might get me. And I don't have a NZ License. And they'll bust me. And I'll get deported. And thrown in jail. And I'll rot away for the rest of my natural life"
Maybe not, but you get the idea.
I swear, every traffic light I encountered today did this to me. There's something about my car (all the dents? The fact I've never washed it? The fact I've never serviced it?) that sets off the traffics lights orange signal.
Anyway, I'm sure you all think I'm nuts (if you didn't already) but come over to Auckland sometime and I will show you this phenonimon. That word I can't spell.
Goodbye Landscape Road! The apartment is no more, it's empty, nothing left. My slackarse landlord actually showed up today for me to give the keys back too etc. I suspect I'll never see my bond, he's such a lazy prick. This is the 2nd time I've seen him, the first time being when I rented the place. Anyway. My downstairs neighbour (Garth) came up to say Hi and chat to me. Kept asking me about the video, which I noticed the other day is fully aimed at converting people to the Christian faith. It says so on the video box. I am determined to watch it, just so I can tell him I did. He's a good guy, but he's on a lost cause here.
Work is nazi. I looked back the other day at my Journal a year ago... I was bitching about it then. Shit... Back then life was good!! These days it's all up in the air, what-the-fuck-is-going-on type stuff. I guess it'll all turn out Ok at some stage. We'll see.
Anyway, enough babble. Hi to everyone out there, Sam and esp B. I hope things are going ok for you over there :)
Pilsner is your friend,
Tim
Funny Quote: I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
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