Jerome and his comboin harvester
A poem that was ment to be a song, by Tim.
Jereome came from Dorset
At least that’s what he said
He tried really hard
To get Julie into bed
It started in Egypt
That’s where we met him
We all thought “Shit!
He’s incredibly dim!”
He saw a Pyramid
Rode a big camel too!
We had to stop him
From eating its Poo.
He thinks we all like him
But that is a crock
For as we all know,
Jerome is a COCK!
We moved on to Jordan
On the Big Yellow Truck
He flirted with Julie
But he had no luck!
His MP3 player
We taught him to use
While he taught us all
He can’t handle his booze.
We made it to Syria
For his final big fling
But we suspect Julie
Didn’t give him a thing!
Got to Krak Castle
Up on top of a cliff
Jerome being so gay
It gave him a stiff!
He thinks we all like him
But that is a crock
For as we all know,
Jerome is a COCK!
We dragged him to Turkey
Our Fluffy cute pet
We all stayed quite moist
From his manky stink sweat
Now it’s the last night
Our final big fling
I just pray that Jerome
Doesn’t get out his thing
I guess that we’ll miss him.
HA! How I mock!
We’ll always remember…
Jerome, he’s a COCK!
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