FOR BIST EFICT, RID THESE OUT ALOUD!!!
Milburn - Capital of Victoria
Peck - I'm packing a suitcase
Pissed aside - Chemical which terminates insects
Pigs - Hang out washing with
Pump - To act as agent for prostitute
Pug - Large animal
Nin tin dough - Computer game
Munner stroney - soup
Min - Male of the species
Mess Kara - eye makeup
Mckennock - person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
Leather - foam produced from soap
Lift - To leave
Kiri Pecker - Famous australian businessman
Kittle crusps - Potato chips
Key tongue - ex OZ prime minister
Ken's - Cairns
Jumbo - pet name for Jimmy Connors (tennis player)
Jungle bills - xmas carol
Inner me - enemy
Guess - Vapour
Fush - marine creatures
Fitter cheney - type of pasta
Ever cardeau - Avocado
Fear hear - blonde
Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
Duffy cult - not easy
Day old chuck - young poultry (not vomit)
Bug hut - popular recording
Bun button - been bitten by insect
Amejen - Visualise
Airnd, uf you ask a Kiwi lairss what she does after sex, she'll reply:
"We have dunner"