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Tim's Funeral Arrangements

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I might snuff it tomorrow. I might get run over by a bus. I hope I don't.

BUT if I do, this is how my funeral has to be, OK?

Everyone has to stand in a pub and skull a pint of lager. Has to be lager beer, not draught or ale or anything. Lager. Update: 24/3/2021 - These days actually I'd like that to be Tigermilk

That's it.

The end.

UPDATE: You also have to play "Drunk Again" by Reel Big Fish. [Update to the update, 18/02/007 - Actually I want AC/DC "Have A Drink On Me!"]
UPDATE2: No frikking prayers or hymns or any of that shit. God stuff is right out, OK?
UPDATE3: I am to be cremated. None of this stuck-in-a-hole-in-the-ground-forever bullshit. I want to go up in flames! Wooooooshhka!
UPDATE4: Be sure to read this article as well, it's got some great ideas by me for me.
UPDATE5: Sarah will pretty much organise all this.