Joke!

A college student invited his mother over for dinner. During the

meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful his room

mate Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship

between him and Julie, and this made her more curious...

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,

she started to wonder if there was more between him and Julie

than met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, he volunteered, "I know what you

must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just room mates."

About a week later, Julie came to him and said, "Ever since your

mother came to dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver tray. You don't

suppose she took it do you?"

He replied, "Well I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother, I'm not saying you "did" take a silver tray from my

house, and I'm not saying you "did not" take a silver tray. But the

fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here

for dinner.

Love, your son

Several days later, he received a letter from his mother which read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying

that you "do not" sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if Julie

was sleeping in her own bed she would have found the silver tray

by now.

Love Mum