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Beach Vollyball by Robin Fleming

Submitted by TiM on

The lure off a new sport for me anyway, is a deafening sound. It starts at

the back of the brain a silent whisper and slowly drifts forward as the

weekend approaches. Come Saturday night, it reaches it's forte, waves of

sound breaking around my brain in complete stereo, "must compete", "must

play", "must win".

On Sunday morning bright and early at 8:00 am I arrive at

the beach. The previous nights brain activity severely dampened by the

earliness of day, the lack of sleep and the bright sunshine gleaming in at

eye level.

Sitting on the beach i try to arise some enthusiasm for the up

coming event. This week it's beach volleyball, a first for me.

The crowds start to arrive and setup the equipment. Duncan also rocks up, a

little late and sporting a salesman's smile. You know the smile you get when

you've just purchased an over priced piece of junk, that you both know won't

work, and will be thrown out within a week. I'm not saying Duncan's the type

of person that would stoop to that level; well you know what I mean.


A few words of encouragement for Duncan, and my brain kicks into over-drive.

The thought of playing beach volleyball kept me up last night and it looks

like my brain is determined to keep me up the rest of the week. It's time to

introduce Jack. He's my partner if that's what you call them. Jack's very

tall with strong hands and very talkative. I glance over at the men's net

and think "yep, reckon we will do okay with Jack." And sure enough we did.


Beach volleyball isn't about getting the ball back over the net, it's about

taking time out to sample some of the finest quality sand Tasmania has to

offer. After the first mouthful you begin to understand the complexity of

the taste. Sure it's got an overwhelming salty quality, but that's not what

you look for in good tasting sand. Up the high end of the beach, where you

can't help but put your face diving for the ball; the sand has a slightly

less salty pallet. It has a fine composition, which makes digesting large

mouth fulls easier. However it's light composition makes for easy ingestion

up the nose, which generally detracts from it's overall appeal.


In summary I'd give it 3 for colour 5 for smell, and with no nasty tannins on the way

down a 7 for pallet.

When comparing sands one has to take into account the age or maturity of the

sand. Down on the water edge the sandy is very young, giving an overwhelming

salty flavour, and sharp tannins on the way down the digestive tract.

Clearly an older more mature sandy is desirable, however given the thick

fuller texture of the lower sand, it's ability to remain out of the nostril

tract and likeliness not to contact glass contaminates; I give it 3 for

colour 7 smell and 3 for pallet. With the finer elements of sand tasting

documented, I should continue with beach volleyball.


The first game was tight, very tight, I felt it was my complete lack of a

serve which eventually lead to our demise at 14-16. The second game again

was close, however those opponents prove to be slightly too good for us, as

our skills were still improving. In the last game our pre-match preparation

and mental concentration proved way too great for our opponents, and we won

in a convincing fashion, 8-15, almost looking like we could play the game.

The heat of the day meant that copious amounts of sun block were required.

So much so that by the end of the day you look like cousin IT only covered

in sand not hair. It was high time to leave I thought, and being on a mental

high note and suffering from chronic sunburn convinced me of it. I decided

to seek shade. Mid beach shade isn't an option so alas it was time to go

Home.


Rob

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