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No title today, because I couldn't think of one at all. I thought about it for five minutes then just thought "naaa, fuck it!"
Apologies to all the people who read this website for that foul language. Oh, hangon, no one reads this shite anyway do they?
I got given a laptop today, which is good. I was just starting to think about maybe getting a computer for home, but I don't need to now. Now if anything breaks at work at some terrible hour I can stay in bed and fix it. Unless the reason the machine broke is because it has smoke coming out of it or something. Then it might be a bit beyond help. I think I'm ranting again.
I hope everyone checked out the Travers and the Fan incident. The things that people get up to when they're really drunk after a bucks night. I've never seen anyone THAT attracted to a fan before. Hell, i'd never really seen anyone attracted to a fan at all before Travers...
Well that's about it for today. Tuesdays never really are all that exciting. Here is a terrible joke that someone sent me today. Enjoy!
This guy lived on his own and he was feeling a bit lonely, so he goes to the pet shop to get something to keep him company.
The pet shop owner suggested an unusual pet, a talking millipede. OK, thought the man, I'll give it a go, so he bought one and took it home.
That night he decided to test out his new pet, so he opened the box and said, "I'm going to the pub for a drink, do you want to come too?" But there was no reply.
He tried again, "Oi, millipede, wanna come to the boozer with me? "Again, no response.
So the man ranted and raved for a bit, but after a while decided to give it one more try before he took the thing back to the shop. So he took the lid off the box and repeated, "I said I'm going to the pub for a drink do you want to come?"
"For fuck's sake, I heard you the first time!" snapped the millipede,
wait for it.......
"I'm just putting my fucking shoes on!!"
Hey, I said it was terrible. - TiM