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I blew up our toaster.

Submitted by TiM on

Interesting day today. Got up early to come into work to work on a customer fault and decided "Yup, I'll cook some tasty toast." Stick the bread in, press the button down, 5 seconds later the stupid thing pops the toast back up again. So...

I got a bit annoyed and pushed the "Cook my frikkin toast" button again. 5 seconds later, Mr Toaster pops the toast up again. So now I'm really annoyed and I push the button again and watch it this time. Knowing it's being watched it decides to make "Bzzzt Bzzzt" noises and catch on fire. Whoopsie. So I managed to end up with uncooked toast and an on fire toaster. Why does this always happen to me?


So I think I know what I'll be buying the flat for Christmas!!


Apart from that a pretty average day. Still wondering what drugs upper management is on though. Obviously taking too many of them.


TiM

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