Joke!
A college student invited his mother over for dinner. During the
meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful his room
mate Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship
between him and Julie, and this made her more curious...
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between him and Julie
than met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, he volunteered, "I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just room mates."
About a week later, Julie came to him and said, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver tray. You don't
suppose she took it do you?"
He replied, "Well I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother, I'm not saying you "did" take a silver tray from my
house, and I'm not saying you "did not" take a silver tray. But the
fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here
for dinner.
Love, your son
Several days later, he received a letter from his mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying
that you "do not" sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if Julie
was sleeping in her own bed she would have found the silver tray
by now.
Love Mum