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Top ten ways to not finish an expensive Web site

Submitted by satan on

Over The last few weeks Satans deadline for a website has drawn closer and closer... and satan has grown lazier and lazier.. so For all and Sundry to see, you can read what I have been doing instead of writing a website.



  • Play Tribes
  • Drink Beer Paid for from NewZealand
  • Write shit on Websites
  • Stare Blankly at dreamweaver
  • Stare Blankly at Fireworks
  • Pull cones
  • Stare even more Blankly at Photoshop
  • Delete Photoshop Cuz it pisses me off
  • Re-Install photoshop Cuz I decide I really _really_ need it
  • Pull another cone
  • Decide I really hate Photoshop and delete it again
  • Find 4 different time sync programs
  • Wonder why I really need time that accurate
  • Try Adobe Golive
  • Realise it's shit
  • go back to dreamweaver
  • Delete the Site I spent 1month creating and start from scratch 3 days before the deadline
  • miss the deadline becuase we have no internet
  • try for 2 weeks to get telstra to reconnect it
  • threaten legal action over a $4500 contract
  • discover internet magically reconnected next day (fuckers)
  • Play more tribes.
  • Pull cone
  • play more tribes
  • look at porn
  • Write more shit for muffin cuz tim is to lazy
  • Shameless Plug www.timedemo.com
  • realise There are alot more than 10 things here
  • not give a shite about going over 10
  • Say high to idaho... hi Idaho
  • bag Tims Car
  • your car blows tim
  • Realise I should try and be more witty with my insults....
  • hit the Ok! button

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