Rage Against The Christians.
There should be a law that they are not allowed to knock on your door until the afternoon. 9:30am is just not the time to be knocking on people's door trying to sell the the way of our lord. I was going to tell them what I thought of the good lord at 9:30, but they were very young and I might have hurt their delicate ears. Or something. Next time I'll just wear my Satan T-Shirt and grin like a mad bastard.
Work was busy as hell yesterday. Got to work only to discover that smell of fresh turd on a fan. There's been quite of bit of that at work lately, and a few people have had rockets inserted into nasty places so I've been told. I've been a good boy though and managed to avoid the rocket insertion plan. Our new network is rolling ahead, and...