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Depressing News: I Own A Fridge.

Submitted by TiM on

Yes, today ladies and gentlemen I purchased a fridge. It's white, half of it is a freezer and it should store my beer and dead cow just perfectly.

I went into Takapuna today to checkout all the different fridges and washing machines etc. There are just too many models to choose from, one does this, one does that. And it's funny, but they haven't invented a fridge marketed at guys? Sure, it keeps my vegies crisp, has a 6.8 litre capactiy and blah blah. But what beer holding features does it have? Does it have an optional beer stacker? Bottle opener?
If they made a fridge like this it'd be much more fun shopping for one, then I'd be comparing things that mean something to me.

Once I'd decided on the right fridge and washing machine (the cheapest ones) I asked the nice lady about 12 months interest free terms. "No worries" she said, "Just fill out this form, this form, this form and this form" They ask so many questions!! About the only question they didn't ask was "What is the colour of your underpants" to which I would have replied "You don't know want to know, why do you think I'm applying for HP on a washing machine?"
Err right, what was I saying? Oh yea, so after seeing all these forms and nosy questions I decided to stuff that and just buy a fridge outright. A washing machine I can live without for a period of time, the little chinese man down the road is always happy to do my washing for me (as long as I'm happy to give him $65) A fridge is necessary for my milk for my coffee.

I just got back from Tea with Simon and Hera. I also picked up the last of my stuff, including 3 envelopes all addressed to me! Yaa, Birthday things for me! All my stuff is here now, no more moving for me! Thanks for a nice tea too guys.

I get my fridge tomorrow, that'll be fun! Until then groovers!

Tim

Anonymous (not verified)

wow a NEW fridge, that stays cold ALL the time...i am so jealous!!!! I have another( not new, definitely not new!!!!) fridge now, but still have to decide what to do with old one!!!! But i do have a washing machine!!!! I totally understand your dilemma though....Keep beer cold or have clean clothes...hmmmmm!!!!

Thu, 15/08/2002 - 13:26 Permalink

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