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Chirp Cluck Screetch

Submitted by Oscar on

Hello I am a chicken. This morning I am being particulary loud and annoying, clucking screetching and generally doing my best to annoy Tim. Really I'm quite lucky that I'm not currently being flushed down the toilet.

Chirp!

-Oscar

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TiM

He might also eat Oscar, which would be handy!

He's been really good today though, fluffed up and quiet. I guess because it's raining.

-- TiM

Mon, 19/12/2005 - 14:53 Permalink
anonymous_stub (not verified)

Buy a cat. Apart from being the loveable spawn of Satan, about the only thing they don't do is chirp. – Dallas

Fri, 16/12/2005 - 12:36 Permalink

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