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Average Man

Submitted by TiM on

I am a happy man. I have just been talking online to a fellow fish fan and he sent me a whole bunch of their rare hard to find songs. One of them is called average man and it totally rocks. If you have lots of bandwidth you can listen/download it from mp3.muppetz.com (now password protected)

Slept in until 3pm today. Not a bad efford there. I am the master of snoozing.

Me and Emi went and played pool this afternoon. She beat me twice, and I beat her twice. She's quite good at pool. For a girl. heh.

We went out last night to the Horse and Trap. They have Summer Ale on tap. A good night was had by all. Though I didn't manage to pickup and floozies, even though I was under order to do so.

Back to work tomorrow. Back to the Lab at Symonds St. Better than having sales muppets hassle me.

I brought a book the other day called "Death: A users guide"
Hope I don't need it any time soon. It's pretty funny. I also brought another book by The Onion called Our Dumb Centery. It's very funny.

Time to put the rubbish out and go to bed. Not that I'm sleepy at all, having slept in until 3pm. It's 11pm at the moment and I don't feel a little bit tired. Oh well.

Splork

Tim

tjh

There is only one true option to pick, and that is of course option 3.


The other options are all just jokes.



Option 3.



Beer.


Boags.



Good.



Tim

Tue, 18/12/2001 - 18:31 Permalink
tjh

Too many people are voting for this option.



As someone who has already done this I can tell you that it's a bad bad plan. Everyone will ask you to come out with you to be the designated driver, and you will be teased endlessly with people going "Mmmmm, this IS a nice tasty tasty beer".


Esp if their name is Travers or Tim Fleming. Or Robbie too, the slacker.



So, never give up beer for a year. I know I never will (again).



The End.



TiM

Fri, 21/12/2001 - 11:38 Permalink

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