After waking up this morning and finding I had to fork out $100 to renew my domains tjharman.com and muppetz.com, at least some good news also. It would seem that maybe, just maybe, we're not totally poked after all. But then, don't believe everything you read. Espeically if it's in my Diary, cause then it's bound to be a big pile of turd.
Film at 11.
Re: What sh
keep it for johnnie to sleep on, (does it smell like sheep?)
The Mattress
(Someone sent me this. It was sent Anonymous though... TiM)
Tim think you should keep the mattress for the following reasons…
1. If you ever get unlucky one night at a bar, she’ll have some wear to crash.
2. You’ll needed the mattress up against the wall to stop the loud banging sounds coming from the room next door.
3. You’re making shit loads of money over their and you’ll need some were to store it.
4. Hey the mattress has been under shit loads of stress in it’s other life, shouldn’t it be time to give it a rest and not sacrifice it to the beer goods.
5. Mattress make great substitutes for sheep in over their. So put a hole in it a keep it.
Ps the hole could be their already you never know.
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