I forgot to mention... I got home yesterday and listened to my answering machine messages. I had this REALLY werid one. Someone has waited until my answering machine has answered, they have then conferenced in someone ELSES answering machine. So the recording left on my answering machine is the sound of some person dialing someone else, the ringing sound, then "Hi, it's Susan, we're not here leave a message" Then whoever called me hangs up. Super werid or what?

I suspect it was probably a telemarketer that can't use a phone. Which is a shame. Susan sounded cute.

I feel much better today. Sleep was all it was. I was in my much happier "Feeling on top of things" mood today. I yelled at a lot of people, which is always a sign I'm in a good mood. Because I feel confident enough to tell people to fuck off. In...

Unless you're dumb you'll notice that I've pretty radically hacked the way my website looks. It's still all there, it's running the same code that makes it tick, but I've edited a lot of stuff and removed all the extra fluff that the homepage used to have. There were so many menus and options that it was just too confusing. I didn't use half of the things there, so I'd be very suprised if anyone else did (and judging from my logs, no one does)

So it's plain and simple now. No stupid happy icons, I've decided I'm sick to death of them and they shit me off. 3 menu options up the top. You can't go wrong.

About the only cool thing was the random picture thingy. But I got sick of that too.



What else? Not much. I don't feel right this week. Maybe it's because I cut...

There is nothing worse than getting up at 5:30am in the morning (my own choice, btw) and having a face a pissed off wasp that wants to bite the shite out of you. I hate the little bastards. I've only ever been bitten by one once, but that's enough to remember just how painful the little fuckers are. Some people are scared of dogs. I think I'm scared of wasps. They don't die right when you spray them with insect killer either. That just makes them even more pissed at you. After a while they snuff it, but it takes persistance.
I was making coffee just as Mr Wasp tried to attack me. Now I'm in my room. With no coffee. I guess I shall have to go out of my room in a minute and do battle to the death. Fuck I hate wasps.

Poor Team New Zealand. 5-0. They got their arses firmly whipped.

Poor Mozzie that I just bashed to death with my TelstraClear Cap.

Poor Me, who feels like he's been living the last 48 hours on autopilot while his brain's been elsewhere.

It's bedtime.

It's Simon's Birthday today, a bunch of us went out for Tea at Dennys. They didn't seem to be doing too well at Dennys tonight, my meal wasn't fantastic and people around me weren't too happy either, small portions and just not very tasty. But that wasn't really the point anyway! Happy Birthday Simon! 26! Old and crusty like me.

I finally got to bed at about 6:30am or so. Woken up again at midday with faults and problems and crap. And I've had the same various crap all throughout the day.

Be good like Denny! Go write a Haiku.

I did an emergency rush up to The Warehouse today to get a new set of clippers. No longer do I look like (as much of) a muppet. No2 has saved the day, nice short hair again. All over.

It's bedtime.

TiM

It's 6:30am. I still haven't been to bed. JUST as we were about finished, a card shat itself in Hamilton. So I've been getting calls about that for the last hour. And I suspect I'll get more as soon as I try to go to sleep.

And I still look like a 'tard.

I gotta work tonight. There are a list of 6 items tonight. Everyone single one has "Tim Harman" listed as the person responsible. On one hand I'm quite proud of the fact that I have worked myself into a position where the company puts so much trust in me. But that also means that if it breaks people will be asking me why it broke. I don't think things will break tonight though, it should be a fairly painless night. Of course, that's been said before with disasterous results. So I'll keep my trap shut.

So feel sorry for me while you're all out having fun tonight mutants, I'll be working 11pm->4am or so.



Praise someone for coffee machines, that's all I have to say.



I would also like to say that this is my website. I write it for me. If you read something on here that you don't...

I have just got back from one of the best nights out I've had in a while. South African people have the coolest accents I tell you. It's 2:30am I really I should probably be sleeping instead of typing this!! But I had a really cool night out.

Fale, you slacker, stop hanging out with the Prime Minister (no shit, she does! She was telling me today) and we'll do lunch tomorrow for sure. If you can bear to hang out with us "plebs"

I shouldn't post stuff when I'm drunk.

removed, because too many people read it totally wrong.

tim

Here's my joke that I thought up:

What's a Team NZ crew members favourite card game??
SNAP!!!

Ahhhhrrrhhhahahahahahaha I'm so funny. Oh stop, I'm laughing to hard! SNAP! Get it! hahahah.

I rule.

But would I be wrong in calling this guy a fuckhead?

Maybe if he'd fallen in or something.

In other news, my landlord has fixed my toilet (it wasn't flushing properly) and I owe her $200 for water rates. Rage against the landlord.

In yet other news, nothing at all. But I do have about 3 weeks leave owing to me. Because I rule.

Don't argue.